Here's where the story starts, I'll pin the tale on the end of nothing
Before the horse and cart, in between poles but after something.
There they all were stood around waiting for the ground to open
They were hanging round busy calculating aftermath
Then one of them said "Hang the theory, oh you know it must be simpler than that.
It's been staring us in the back, just find the thing that really matters
Surely we build from that. You need the cloud before the umbrella".
How they laughed and said "Well don't you realise what you're suggesting.
People have to say That's so impressive, love the colour scheme!
Simple schmimple how on earth do you expect us all to make a living from that?"
Here's where the story ends, roll down the blinds and wait for darkness
Reach for a switch in the gloom and jump as you blow the bulb in your bathroom.
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